[UPDATE: Happy April Fools' Day! Thanks to Jason Wilkins for the awesome illustration!]
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PTBOCanada has learned from an unnamed source that a team is putting together a proposal to build a monorail around Peterborough at a projected cost of $150 million.
The monorail, called "The PTBO Monorail", would be built to draw even more tourists to this beautiful area, and be the talk of Canada and beyond. The elevated track designed by the team of engineers would stop at tourist attractions like the Lift Lock, Armour Hill, The Canoe Museum, Millennium Park, Jackson Park, Riverview Park & Zoo, Little Lake, the downtown core, River Road bike trails and Lansdowne Place. It would make stops at local hotels to pick up passengers.
A rough conceptual drawing was provided to PTBOCanada....